July 12, 2002
Southwest Finds Way to Increase Profits
Posted by scott at July 12, 2002 04:52 PM
I always knew Southwest was just a bus with wings. Now they're turning into cattle cars. It's satire people.
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"Have patience with me, Elizabeth!" cried he, passionately. "Do not desert me, though this veil must be between us here on earth. Be mine, and hereafter there shall be no veil over my face, no darkness between our souls! It is but a mortal veil--it is not for eternity! O! you know not how lonely I am, and how frightened, to be alone behind my black veil. Do not leave me in this miserable obscurity forever!"
I realize that Scott can't exactly spray for goths, seeing as it would also hurt the pet goths he's trying to raise. But if this goth infestation gets much worse, I'm going to have to move out.
Maybe you could train your goths to kill and eat wild goths?