May 25, 2012
Posted by scott at May 25, 2012 10:30 AM
The penguin which was doing-just-fine-thank-you in Tokyo bay has been recaptured. It's probably just as well. I'm sure there's a group of Asian guys somewhere out there who'd want to grind him up to help them get their wangs in shape. Seems to be the fate of most exotic animals nowadays.
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Hey, wouldn't want him to hook up with a puffin or something and create an invasive species of Opus lookalikes in the Sea of Tokyo, would we?
Ah, but then the giant mechanical cat could come out from behind Mount Fuji and hack a ball of steel wool on it.