November 09, 2010
I'm Pretty Sure That'll Void the Warranty

A consortium of doctors and engineers are working together to create mobile phone kits that will diagnose STDs privately and discreetly. Yep, that's right, you pee on your phone and it'll tell you if you've got the clap. A more effective way of preventing someone from sharing said phone, I literally cannot imagine.

Posted by scott at November 09, 2010 02:55 PM

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have you been sharing your cat-pee-on-stereo-speakers "experiments" with the manufacturer, to achieve this technological breakthrough?
:-D

Posted by: mark on November 9, 2010 03:10 PM

have you been sharing your 'cat pee on stereo speakers' "experiments" with the manufacturer, to achieve this technological breakthrough?
:-D

Posted by: mark on November 9, 2010 03:10 PM

sorry for the repeat there. I got the "500" error message after trying to post the first time, but obviously it posted just the same...

Posted by: mark on November 9, 2010 03:15 PM

I've been on my phones since I started getting them. Back when I had a pager I just pooped on it, but I figured I'd move up in the world when I switched.

Posted by: Ron ap Rhys on November 9, 2010 07:26 PM
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