I think I would flush all sorts of stuff with this.
My goldfish would finally fit and I would not have to tell my nice neighbor where NOT to dig in my garden!*
*Nice neighbor likes to plant flowers and stuff in my garden. He weeds it too. I'm not complaining. Just stay away from kitten corner.
It's like some kind of fetish porn video. Especially with that music!
No, you won't be able to flush the fish.
Oh sure, the toilet here has enough power...but the "aperture" here is still too small to handle your softball-sized goldfish...
Oh and BUSTED...they say they flushed 18 hot dogs and 20 golf balls. If count them up each is shorted by 5-6 units.