November 12, 2008
Scientific Proof!

One of the things Ellen is legendary about is never, ever, ever admitting she's drunk. She has literally walked into walls denying she's anything but "a bit tipsy."

So this time... this time... I gots proof. Apologies for the darkness, really it's only the sound that matters:

Of course, the whole point of science is repeatability...

Now, by this time, Ellen realized something was afoot. She decided she'd test this asshole who kept sticking a camera in her face, since he was way drunker than she was...

A note to grammas and all other worry-warts: this was quite late at night, Olivia was very soundly asleep, and we did nothing more than go straight to bed. It's funny! Laugh! We do!

Posted by scott at November 12, 2008 08:36 PM

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cut her off! :-D

Posted by: Mark on November 12, 2008 09:15 PM

As an impartial observer who's been there more than once, I've definitely seen Ellen drunk. Passed out on the floor, sleeping with Pongo as her pillow, and covered in stuffed animals.

Posted by: ronaprhys on November 13, 2008 10:07 AM

NOW.. I was tipsy! Not drunk! I woke up feeling great!

AND.. my child was still alive. :P

Posted by: ellen on November 13, 2008 03:20 PM

So, the definition of tipsy (at least when I was there) is passed out and not responding to stimuli?

SWEET - I'm getting tipsy tonight!!!

Posted by: ronaprhys on November 14, 2008 09:29 AM
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