The "turtles on a hot... something... was completely unplanned, obviously caught from the bus. Best of all was the hyper-annoying power-mom sitting in front of us, talking to her six year old snowflake (and I am not making this up): "Oh Bobby, look, it's an aligator!"

Bobby: "No mommy! It's turtles. It's two turtles! What are they doing?!?"

HAPM: "Oh. Oh? Oh!!!"

I'm not sure, but I think she covered his eyes.