Testing... testing... phfftt phfft phfft... is this thing on? Ok...

Now broadcasting five-by-five from AMCGLTD-south, better known as Mom's house in the evergreen environs of North Little Rock. Using Ellen's laptop no less, which was a bit fiddly. Took me awhile to figure out what my brother set the wireless router's password to, then took me a little while more to figure out he'd set the router to only allow one computer to connect. Pretty sneaky, that guy.

Because of our new location in sunny Arkansas, updates may be sporadic. You may now return to your regular frag-fest.