Ellen, of course, would want to paint a cat on it:

A Chinese businessman has bought a MiG-21f plane from a U.S. seller on the online auction Web site eBay for $24,730 and plans to use it to decorate an empty space at his offices, a newspaper reported Sunday.

The article also provides a brief update on that aircraft carrier some Chinese businessmen bought from Russia. You know, the one that circled in the Black Sea, towed by a tug, for something like three years? It still doesn't have a real home.