January 06, 2006
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Three words: rocket powered bicycle. Draft this Tour boy!

Posted by scott at January 06, 2006 08:17 AM

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yes, but if those bolts don't hold, aren't you looking at being violated in a way that no one wants to be violated?

Posted by: ronaprhys on January 6, 2006 11:53 AM

It wouldn't hit there... but it might give a new (and painful) meaning to the phrase "crotch rocket."

Great article, too. "The first model failed to kill anyone..." Welp, looks like we need to try bigger rockets till SOMEBODY dies!

Posted by: Tatterdemalian on January 6, 2006 07:55 PM

Not as good as Johnny Knoxville's rocket skates.

Posted by: richie on January 7, 2006 10:43 AM

T - I dunno. Imagine that the front bolts go first, allowing the rocket to lift up a bit. Then the back bolts go and whammo, your poor rider just, well, got a bad case of some very hot gasses...

Posted by: ronaprhys on January 7, 2006 12:15 PM
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