With only a few minor modifications, I just solved Amber's funeral plan problem should Ron every really get on her nerves:
James Henry Smith was a zealous Pittsburgh Steelers fan in life, and even death could not keep him from his favorite spot: in a recliner, in front of a TV showing his beloved team in action.
Smith's body was on the recliner, his feet crossed and a remote in his hand. He wore black and gold silk pajamas, slippers and a robe. A pack of cigarettes and a beer were at his side, while a high-definition TV played a continuous loop of Steelers highlights.
Now, if we were really mean, we'd put Ron in green and white instead of his cherished blue and silver. Just to see if, you know, that whole "revenge from beyond the grave" thing was real.