Computer viruses are so much fun, especially when they're so new they get "under the radar" of your virus checkers. Two and a half days later and we're now in the final stages of clearing it. I'll try to do a writeup in the next few days (it's funny now that it's nearly over with).

The good news? Management has finally realized that "hey, you know, we haven't spent any money on the network in three years, maybe it's time to..."