December 02, 2004
Your Very Own Place to Eat Ham and Jam and Spamalot
Posted by scott at December 02, 2004 01:24 PM
Fark linked up CastleMagic, a firm that will (for a price) design and even build your very own castle, right down to a moat and drawbridge. Ya know, mom's looking to get a new house...
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Does it come with a dragon??
this is tits. I'm going to start planning my castle now.
HAH - I will be called Lord Ron soon enough!
Lord Ron..my #@!!. However I think that I would like living in a castle with plenty of space to myself. Ahhh--separate bathrooms so I dont have to see what Ron is so proud of in the toilet !!!
Sick..Sick...Sick...somethin' wrong with that boy.
and crenelations from which I can rain hot oil down on peasants who come selling door to door...
and of course there'd be plenty of room - if you're building a castle, you can't build small. but separate bathrooms - I think not. The Lord Ron has spoken.
Lord Ron, Indeed! That would be almost as funny as Lord Scott. ROTFLMAOPIMP
But... But... If I built my castle, I'd not only be able to rain hot sticky death on my moonbat foes, I'd also have the advantage of a crazy washer wo... rrr... loony old la/...rrrr... mom and a genuine witc... rrr... evil crazy spouse chained in a tow... rrrr wife. Ha! All Ron has is Prarie Dawn. Beat that
I can beat that. I'm much more destructive in my ability to chase off foes.
That and my castle would likely not be decorated completely in kitty-cats...
Your Caslte may not be decorated in Pussy Cats..but mine would. Who says you are living with me any way.....
I'm gong to be the old spinster in her castle of cats!
Amber... you can bring your cats in too!
uhmmm - you did say "okay"...
this means you'll be living in my Grand Dallas Cowboys Castle. With blue and silver pennons flying from the turrets. life will be good. of course, you'll also be Lady Amber to my Lord Ron. and folks will be forced to call us mi'lord and mi'lady or be beheaded or some other equally heinous punishment (like watching Oprah non-stop).