Well now, maybe I should start paying a lot more attention to our cable access channels:

Full-on boffing. That's what Bonnie Valentine found while channel-surfing late one night. Vigorous thrusting, melodramatic moaning, the works.

"What I saw was intercourse," the Akron resident says. "This is beyond obscene. This had crossed into pornography."

It wasn't Cinemax that Valentine happened upon that night in September. It was Channel 15, Time Warner Cable's public access station for the Akron-Canton region.

All the result of extensive (and victorious) free speech lawsuits. So tell me again about that fascist police state we've been living in for the past four years?