Ok. I like swords. They're cool, ok? You know what's better? Don't you read this site? Swords on fire!!!
Even better are poi. No, not those things you eat, fire poi. Of course, one cannot just start dancing with flaming pots on a chain. Well, unless one wants to learn all the names of the fire department anyway.
Ellen: "Can I get practice fire POI? They're flags to simulate fire."
Scott: " You're gonna play with fire in the house?"
(*Cricket chirping...* *CREEEEKKKK! CRIIIIIKKK CREEEEEEK*)