I don't care if this dictionary is in German or not, I want one:

A leading German dictionary publisher plans to launch a guide it says will help men translate the subtext of female conversation.

The Langenscheidt publishing group, best known for its well-respected yellow foreign language dictionaries, will launch sales of a 128-page book to translate such baffling female banter as: "Let's just cuddle" into "No sex tonight please!."

Via Mahmood, who's matching deep interest in this item simply proves that it doesn't matter where the guy happens to live; when it comes to chicks, some problems are cross-cultural.