When taking a road trip in a convertible in high Virginia summer, sunscreen is strongly advised. Because, you see, even though you leave really early in the morning when everything is cool and nice, you'll still be coming back at noon. 95 degrees (35C) with no shade means never having to say you're sorry, sort of thing.

I've owned one of these damned things since 1988. You'd think I'd learn by now. Oh, and Ellen? Touching my ears and making frying noises is only funny on the inside. Mmmkay? :)