The scene: watching an episode of Alton Brown's Good Eats, Alton begins his introduction on how to make a pie crust from scratch
Ellen: "Making a pie crust is a bitch. Just do yourself a favor and buy them from the grocery store."
Me: Nodding sagely, Ellen bakes, Ellen should know.
Alton proceeds to show a simple way to make a pie crust.
Me: "Well, that didn't look too hard."
Ellen: "Of course not. He showed you the easy way to do it."