February 21, 2004
Fine, it's ok for my Kid to Get this Stuff... but Me?!?

Richie: "I'm gonna go see Aurora Snow tomorrow."

Ellen: "Who?"

Richie [in "must talk slowly to the retard" voice]: "Aurora Snow, the porn star?!?

Ellen: "What, another one?"

Richie: "You want anything or not?"

Ellen: "Yeah! Get me an autographed picture for Olivia!"

Richie: "Really?!? For Olivia?"

Ellen: "She needs to start collecting autographs. Might as well start somewhere. I'll frame it and hang it up in the hallway!"

Richie: "What? You will not."

Ellen: "I will too... I just know you can't do it."

Never, ever, ever tell a Carozza they can't do something. It's like yanking on a rodeo bull's tail and then mooning them five feet away. So now I have to explain this to my parents:

Posted by scott at February 21, 2004 07:29 PM

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that's right

Posted by: nina and richie on February 21, 2004 07:31 PM

"Cum get me?" Did y'all forget to explain that O is a girl... or are there plans in Olivia's future to become a lesbian porn star?

Posted by: Tatterdemalian on February 22, 2004 10:01 AM

Relax. It was done out of fun. Do you know what that is?

Posted by: richie on February 22, 2004 11:15 AM

Oh dear got Tatt, its a JOKE

Posted by: ellen on February 22, 2004 02:08 PM

Uh, I was joking too.

Ah well, I should know better than to try to say anything funny... it never works.

Posted by: Tatterdemalian on February 22, 2004 08:43 PM

Heh... I knew you were joking. I also knew the Carozza clan probably wouldn't. Wanted to see what would happen. Apologies for allowing you to hang your fanny out.

For future reference, putting several ":) :) :)"'s at the end of a comment tends to distract the Italianate beast long enough to escape.

Most of the time.

Posted by: Scott on February 22, 2004 09:21 PM

That's too cool. When O grows up she's gonna be so proud of how cool her parents were.

Posted by: Sherri on February 22, 2004 10:59 PM
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