Richie: "I'm gonna go see Aurora Snow tomorrow."
Richie [in "must talk slowly to the retard" voice]: "Aurora Snow, the porn star?!?
Ellen: "What, another one?"
Richie: "You want anything or not?"
Ellen: "Yeah! Get me an autographed picture for Olivia!"
Richie: "Really?!? For Olivia?"
Ellen: "She needs to start collecting autographs. Might as well start somewhere. I'll frame it and hang it up in the hallway!"
Richie: "What? You will not."
Ellen: "I will too... I just know you can't do it."
Never, ever, ever tell a Carozza they can't do something. It's like yanking on a rodeo bull's tail and then mooning them five feet away. So now I have to explain this to my parents: