Ok, Olivia's had a cold for the past three days, so between us Ellen and I have had about, oh, four hours of sleep in 36 hours. Therefore, I just don't have the energy to hook up and configure the scanner to get you guys the "real" Christmas card picture we had made. Instead, we've got the Poor Man's Version:

Yes, that's your's truly in the, umm... "outfit". No, the one with the hat. The black hat. It's a very long, strange story. Just wait 'till we post the picture of Olivia with Candypants the Elf. No, really!