November 08, 2003
VIAGRA SPILL REVIVES LAKE MICHIGAN

Chicago (SatireWire.com) A freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence drug Viagra struck a reef and sank in Lake Michigan today. As a result, the once-frigid lake no longer dangles into Illinois and Indiana, but now spans majestically across northern Wisconsin.

In Wisconsin, Gov. Scott McCallum declared a state of emergency, while in Minnesota, Gov. Jesse Ventura declared: "Is Lake Michigan a threat, or is it just glad to see me?"

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Posted by Ellen at November 08, 2003 06:32 AM

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