Awhile back Damion and I had a conversation about the best way to soup up a Honda Civic to beat an 02 Pontiac Trans AM (why so specific? Oh, no reason.) The goal was the most horsepower with the least number of modifications. To wit:

D: well, what about the stock engine w/ the solid state rocket in the back?
D: that's stock with (1) performance mod

The only real stumbling block he had was a complete lack of anyone willing to sell a rocket to a crazy goth car guy. Well, guess what I found.

I still ain't lightin' no fuse.

Update: Not to be missed: dangerous projects.