Conversations that only happen in my house:

Ellen: "Ok, guys, where'd you hide my mannikin head?"

Olivia: "I didn't!"

Me: "I didn't!"

Ellen: "Well, where is it?"

Me and Olivia, together: "On top of the cabinet upstairs, next to the bathtub."

Olivia: "It's been creeping me out for months."

Me: "I've been almost knocking it off that cabinet for months."

Ellen: "Great. I've lost my head."

Me: "So what you're saying is, you've lost a full-sized human head in our house?"

Ellen: "Yes. Yes, I have."