November 21, 2011
The Groping Ghost of Herne Bay

She said: "It's like an octopus. It started four months ago. I was lying in bed when I felt this creepy pair of hands.

"I kicked frantically and it went away. Next time it came I hurled the duvet on to the floor!

"But the ghost keeps coming back. I've tried sleeping without the duvet. But it started shaking my mattress.

I assume this is a white family. Who else but us crazy white people would STAY in an haunted house. Let alone buy a new mattress to see if the haunting stops.
Posted by Ellen at November 21, 2011 05:27 AM

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