So, after what must be at least three thousand words of hand-wringing and shirt tearing from Glenn Greenwald, what shocking things have we learned:

• Prison sucks.
• Being even suspected of an unprecedented breach of intelligence protocol makes people very angry with you.
• Dan Ellsberg is still a douche.
• Prison really, really sucks.

Look, even I think the guy deserves a blanket. That should be easy enough. As for the rest? Well, prison sucks, whaddayagonnado?