Me: "Olivia, what did you learn at the new human origins exhibit at the dinosaur museum today?*"

Olivia: "I come from neanderthals?"

"No, neanderthals are your cousins."

"Wow, I have some ugly cousins!"

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* It was a "daddy day." Ellen works, daddy and Olivia road trip. Today, it was the Smithsonian Natural History Museum. As far as the name, she's a girl. Contradictions are built-in.