Me:"Olivia, you want some tea? I'm making tea."
Olivia: "Oh yes! The Teddy Bear Tea!" (aka-Sleepytime)
"Mom...why does this tea say 'horrible?' Your tea says 'horrible.'"
Me: Uh...no. That doesn't say "horrible", that says "herbal".
Olivia, in a "must talk slowly and carefully" voice I'm sure I'll be hearing more of as the years go on: "But there is a dragon on your tea. It must be 'horrible.' Mom."