August 01, 2010
Why Ellen and I Think Roughing means, "No Tivo"

Campers make sure all food is secure, campsite is properly situated, everything is arranged correctly, get eaten anyway. Inveterate camper/hikers Ron & Amber will have their, "yeah, but"'s ready, but, far as I'm concerned, that's all the proof I need to watch campers on TV, instead of being one.

Posted by scott at August 01, 2010 07:30 PM

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Someone probably fed the bear. Wasn't there a story about a woman in that area who was called the "Bear Lady" because she would let bears into her estate, feed them, and release them?

We've become so insulated from reality that we anthropomorphize everything to the point we will honestly fight, kill, and die for our absolute unshakable faith that animals are really humans with fur, it seems.

Posted by: Tatterdemalian on August 2, 2010 10:38 AM

Ways to determine the bear by the poop it leaves behind:

Brown bear: largish pile, generally has berries and other normal looking things in it.

Grizzly bear: very large pile, normally has bear bells in it, smells like patchouli. On rare occasions you're able to find pieces of tye-died garments in there.

Posted by: Ron ap Rhys on August 2, 2010 11:56 AM
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