May 01, 2010
Nerdy Chick

Me: "I'm sorry, Ellen, it's official."

Ellen (per usual): "WTF?!?"

"You're a nerd chick."

Ellen, outraged: "I. Am. NOT!!!"

"It's Saturday night. Your anniversary. And you're sitting here on the couch, jamming to your husband's movie soundtrack album."

"It's the parrot's fault!!!"

Posted by scott at May 01, 2010 10:06 PM

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