July 02, 2009
Wait... There were Fireworks?

Three words: Bikini. Fireworks. Stand. Did I mention how much I love the USA?!? Amazingly, this did not originate in Texas, but rather in Tacoma, Washington. I guess all those stories characterizing the great North West as a bunch of screaming liberal hippies sipping Starbucks in their yurts complaining about "flyover country" and regulating their own children out of the local housing market was a bit of an exaggeration, eh?

Well, probably only a bit...

Posted by scott at July 02, 2009 06:43 AM

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Of course, in Texas you wouldn't have the neighbors pitching a fit over how offensive bikinis are, as mentioned in the article...

Posted by: Tatterdemalian on July 2, 2009 07:52 AM

And I quote: “It is the gateway to Puyallup,” Shores said. “We need to put our best foot forward there. Are we really doing that?”

1 - quit being ghei.
2 - your neighborhood/town is named Puyallup.
3 - Yes, yes you are putting your best foot forward. Assuming all the girls are at least around a 7/10 and higher, that is.
4 - you are a douchenozzle for even suggesting otherwise.

Posted by: Ron ap Rhys on July 2, 2009 05:17 PM
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