Me, lurking on e-bay: "Hey! Did you know they make Alfa Romeo jackets!?"
(No, really! After what is effectively 12 years of marriage, we really do "talk" like this.)
Scott, in sheepish voice: "Yeah, and they're pretty cheap too..."
Me: *blink* *blink*
Scott, desperately: "I wanted to see what mine looked like before I ordered you one!!!"
That's OK. The Alfa jacket I've picked out is way cooler than his.