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No Blood for Titan!
Scientists have discovered, well, titanic liquid hydrocarbon reserves on Saturn's moon Titan. Great. Now we all know the real reason behind sending that Cassini probe. Put Rumsfeld on trial! Impeach the President! Arrest Carl Rove!
1 - Acquire vast amounts of hydrocarbons from Titan.
2 - Transport and sell them on Earth
3 - Profit?
4 - Buy huge, vast tracts of land at the edge of the sea-rise limits.
5 - Sell when the ice-caps melt and they become beach-front property.
6 - Double Profit!!!
talk about one mo-fo expensive pipeline!!!
Gas at $2,567,000,002.99 9/10 a gallon, here we come!!!