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If Only They'd do Football...
... we wouldn't have to worry about what Ron's casket should look like some day:
Eternal Image Inc., which makes customized caskets and urns, said on Friday it has signed a multiyear licensing agreement with Major League Baseball that allows the company to reproduce the names and logos of all 30 league teams on a new line of caskets and urns.
The only real baseball fan we know personally is Joshua, but he's nowhere near this level. However, it's probably only a matter of time/money before the blue star is available on a silver casket. Good thing Ron's not goth... he'd probably sleep in one if it ever came out.
I've actually tried to sleep in a casket. They're just not comfortable as they're too narrow and not properly padded. Not to mention I'm not a big fan of the lace and the like that's put in there.
And trust me, even if someone doesn't make a "Dallas Cowboys. God's Team. America's Team." casket, that doesn't mean I can't get one. Silver caskets are easy to come by, so all I need is a properly large enough star (which I can buy) and a provision known to all that it will be affixed to the top.
Posted by: ron on June 26, 2006 09:53 AM