I think the axiom "everything tastes better fried" is gonna get a workout from this:

If Morio Sase has his way, hungry teenagers around the world will soon be snacking on something more exotic than McDonald's hamburgers: takoyaki, or octopus dumplings.

Bah... if people eat sushi, they'll eat anything. Olivia will probably want hers dipped in ketchup. Or Diet Coke. No, really!