April 12, 2006
A Scientific Booty Call
Posted by scott at April 12, 2006 03:35 PM
Bah, I know one when I see one. For the rest of you, do the math:
Few women would claim to have the perfect bottom. But for those in need of reassurance that it is within reach, a scientist has come to the rescue by working out a mathematical formula they believe adds up to the perfect posterior.
The magical figures are (S+C) x (B+F)/T = V. Though the equation looks rather complicated, it is, according to the scientist, simple.
Gotta love a mathematician with too much time on his hands!
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The variables measure wobble, sagginess, and... "sphericalness?" Is that even a word?
The whole thing sounds like something Strong Bad would come up with. "The Property of Ones clearly states that the oneness of the one is directly proportional to the coldness of the one, and inversely proportional to the warmness of the one." I think he also made up something about the IQ of butts, but I didn't even try to follow that.
It does appear that they've taken some rather subjective measurements and made them look scientific. Maybe he should've defined things more closely by straight measurements, ratios, and other clearly defined units.
Not that I don't support this type of study...