Well why not:

It seemed like the perfect gimmick: a celebrity porn star would launch her own wine, with her alluring picture on the label.

Savanna Samson did just that, but when it received a score of 90 to 91 out of 100 by wine guru Robert Parker, the project became serious. It turns out Samson, the star of "The New Devil in Miss Jones," has produced an exceptional wine, becoming the toast of two industries: wine-making and pornography.

Definitely a step up (or three, or a hundred) from that bizzare "Welches-with-a-cork-in" stuff that Joshua occasionally threatens us with from time to time. "Coming" to a store near you!