Ron gets a creative no-prize for reminding us of the latest post in our "American-in-Japan" series:

A horse on the cover of a package of large-sized condoms. Boy, they certainly got straight to the point there. What I wouldn't give to have been able to sit in on that corporate meeting...

Company President: Ok, we need an image for our box cover...something that grabs people's attention...
Executive: Hmm...well, horses have large penises. Why not use a horse? President: That's...brilliance!

Personally, I like the picture on the doggy-poo bag best.