December 21, 2005
A Table, for the Rest of Us
Posted by scott at December 21, 2005 09:03 AM
For the bar-brawler who has everything, the ultimate in multifunctional furniture.
This would be problematic in my house, as I'd have to un-stack snakes, giant vaporizers, clock radios, and/or clothing just to get to it.
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What's the point, anyway? Maybe to leave the home invaders helpless with laughter at your attempt to be King Arthur of Ikea.
Me, I'll stick with my classic American home defense... 10-gauge shotgun, convenient attic access in the bedroom closet, and concealed "murder holes" in the ceiling of every room.