October 20, 2005
Well of Course it Has to be True

Hell someone thought it was anyway:

A Bosnian pensioner who claims to have been married 162 times says he wants to marry at least another 100 women.

Nedeljko Ilincic, 75, said he first got married when he was 15 and since then it has been "just one wife after another".

The only real serial monogamist I remember was the dad of my best friend across the street, Stuart Watson. As I recall, and this is a (my God) twenty-five-year-old memory from someone who can't remember where he put his keys this morning, wife number six left Stuart's dad a completely empty house when he and Stewie went on vacation one year when I was... twelve? All that was left was a phone, which Stuart's dad used to call mine, when we lived literally across the street from each other. Such was life in early-80s America.

Stuart was a very decent but disturbed kid who taught himself the piano so well Stevie Wonder should've taken notes. As I recall he eventually checked himself into a mental hospital right around the time I graduated college. I deeply hope it all turned out well for him, but I can't be sure.

Damn... this turned all maudlin didn't it? Gah, hell with it... BOOBIES!!!

Posted by scott at October 20, 2005 07:07 PM

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