No, really, when birds attack:

A Sunshine Coast university student will need to have an artificial lens fitted to his right eye after it was speared by a wild darter bird perched on a railing at Australia Zoo at Beerwah.

The freak accident happened last Thursday in the open wetlands area of the zoo, which is frequented by wild ducks, herons and other waterbirds.

~ "What'll we see at the zoo / what'll we see at the zoo-zee-zoo / what'll we see as w- ARRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!" ~