Wanna win at sports? Wear a red jersey:
Competitive athletes are always seeking ways to improve their performance. The results of a new study indicate that they need only look in their closets. A paper published today in Nature suggests that athletes wearing red uniforms experience a slight advantage over those decked out in other colors.
Of course, the Redskins's uniform is mostly red, and look how much good it's done them lately. Still, it should be good for a smirk or two come football season, as our local blue-and-silver fanatics (Ron isn't the only one) will have one more thing to angst over if their season starts swirling down the toilet again.