March 21, 2005
Also Cures Male Pattern Baldness and Bunions

Why waste money on expensive surgery when all you really need is a pack of gum:

A chewing gum which the makers say can help enhance the size, shape and tone of the breasts has proved to be a big hit in Japan.

B2Up says its Bust-Up gum, when chewed three or four times a day, can also help improve circulation, reduce stress and fight ageing.

I guess I'll have to concede my wife's pack-a-day chewing gum habit may actually prove useful. Will New Jersey and Long Island beaches ever be the same?

Posted by scott at March 21, 2005 10:37 AM

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