March 09, 2005
It Beats the Hell Out of Mozart

Ring tones, meet ring moans:

Wireless content company Brickhouse Mobile on Tuesday said that under an agreement with New Frontier it would begin offering ring tones for mobile phone users featuring porn stars making groaning and moaning noises from the suggestive to the positively tantalizing.

Well, at least it'd be funny if one of these went off (as it were) in church or at a business meeting. Well, ok, it'd be funny to me anyway.

Posted by scott at March 09, 2005 10:16 AM

eMail this entry!

I'd happily laugh myself. And probably get smacked by my better half, but still...

Posted by: ronaprhys on March 9, 2005 10:45 AM

Cell phones have been able to do this for years, so I'm guessing these guys have only found (or claim to have found) a way to tap into the "idiots who love to show the world they have porn on their cell phone" demographic.

Posted by: Tatterdemalian on March 9, 2005 01:08 PM

Ain't capitalism grand? find your niche, exploit the hell out of it.

Pure beauty in motion.

Posted by: ronaprhys on March 9, 2005 01:19 PM

I'm gonna get it, so I guess I'm an idiot.

Posted by: richie on March 9, 2005 02:20 PM

"I'm gonna get it, so I guess I'm an idiot."

You sure will when some date of yours hears your phone ring.

Maybe "idiot" is a bit harsh, but it never ceases to amaze me how many guys (yes, it's always guys) set their phones to have porn all over the display, and then can't figure out why their girlfriends/wives start acting all frigid on them. One guy (with girlfriend hanging over him like a hawk) even tried to return a cell phone in the store, claiming it had to be defective because "wireless hackers are able to make it keep displaying pornography, without me ever downloading any pictures from the Internet to it."


Posted by: Tatterdemalian on March 9, 2005 11:21 PM

you just go with someone who isnt so fucking uptight

Posted by: richie on March 13, 2005 09:43 AM
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