What happens when a thug runs into a bunch of little old ladies? Well, listen and find out.

To me it just sounds too good to be true, but amazingly enough even Snopes hasn't disproved it. I guess if you wait long enough and are lucky enough, just about anything can happen.

Meanwhile, if I bang into a car full of old ladies, I'm going to let Ellen go talk to them.

Via Silflay.