March 03, 2005
When the Moonbats Twirl in the Night

Hunter Thompson was working on WTC collapse story before mysterious sudden death, warned he'd be 'suicided'

*Oh oh oh!! I know I know I know!!!! You see, Bush was wearing a sparkly pink tutu when a bunch of monkeys riding on seahorses came knocking on Hunter's door for a tea party. But the monkeys didn't like Earl Grey tea so they got mad and made cherry jell-o instead. Bush decided that there should be fruit inside the jell-o so they had to wait a little longer. In the meantime, a bunch of Republicans were waiting on the front porch twirling like ballerinas creating a whirlwind to make the jell-o cool faster. This is when Hunter had a fit and decided to eat some lead instead of the jell-o.*

See... see... both paragraphs are ridiculous. The challenge, of course, is figuring out which one is actually fiction.

The sad thing is, we're pretty sure our moonbat readers are actually thinking about this one.

Update: Linkee now workee.

Posted by Ellen at March 03, 2005 07:55 PM

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