December 28, 2004
When Boyfriends Attack

Ah, long-distance dating. The Joyous Hellos. The Sad Sad Goodbyes. The Armaments as Christmas Presents not Quite Making it Through Airport Security:

Rummage Lady showed X-ray Lady what was in the bag, all the while careful to conceal it from me, which i thought was very nice. there was a commotion, as X-ray Lady and Rummage Lady looked completely baffled. they whispered many words to each other, looking in shock back toward me. im going to jail. then im going to kill Frank J. Rummage Lady took the bag to a center area where there were many Feds. oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness, they are so going to arrest me! this is going to be great blogfodder! suddenly there were 5 or 6 TSA agents standing near me, and Trying Not to Laugh Man was standing in front of me. maam, were going to have to send all of your items back through the x-ray machine. you need to take everything off again. i dont think im making my flight. i wonder if they have Wi-Fi in jail.

See Ellen, there are much worse things than making you laugh out loud on the train because I gave you a funny book before you left all those years ago. You owe me a dollar if you've forgotten!

Posted by scott at December 28, 2004 06:58 PM

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but i'm getting jewelry out of it. :)

Posted by: sarahk on December 28, 2004 07:28 PM
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