FYI folks, when you're in a barfight two days before Christmas, pay attention to where you're walking:

Fairport police say three people were hit by a CSX train in Fairport Thursday night, two of the pedestrians were killed.
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Witnesses at the scene tell News 8 Now that a bar fight spilled out into the railroad crossing on Main St. in Fairport just before the train came thru.

To repeat: Jesus doesn't want a bunch of drunks appearing on his doorstep as a birthday present. Give Darwin a break and let's all stay home for the holidays, mmkay?