Being a social retard who is now married and therefore done with the dating scene, I cannot judge the effectiveness of this dating tip. So, I'll let the ladies in the audience be the judge:

Well, did you know you can meet single women like crazy by using a hand puppet? I know you're thinking, "what in the hell is he talking about? A puppet?"

This is just crazy enough it might work. However, I get the sneaking suspicion the best a guy could hope for was a drink in the face and a quick escort out by the burly gentlemen at the door. So lemme know...