Ron gets a soft, comfy no-prize for bringing us the male counterpart to those "half-man" pillows for chicks. Of course, being for guys, there are other problems:

“I think this may be good for single men, but it could cause trouble for someone who is married,” said Shingo Shibata, a 27-year-old company employee browsing at a toy store which sells the pillow.

I'd ask "what will they think of next?", but I won't, because it'll probably involve tentacles. *shudder*