Another actual conversation:
Ellen, passing by as I watch an uber-cool documentary about a modern artillery competition*: "Ok, tell me again why they're shooting 105mm howitzers at station wagons?"
Ellen: "Because they can isn't an answer!"
Well, maybe I'll catch Olivia soon enough she'll understand.
No, I'm not holding my breath either.
* A documentary about the Camp Grayling Black Powder Artillery contest (note: google cached because for whatever reason the original is unavailable). I love Tivo suggestions!