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I Wonder What a Vending Machine Full of This Would Look Like?
I guess the biggest question is, why didn't any of us think of this first?
Holy Spring Water™ is 100% pure natural spring water, that tastes great and has been blessed by a Monk, a Catholic Priest, as well as Holy Shaman. Holy Spring water™ washes away the sins of anyone feeling "less then saintly". Try our Holy Spring Water™, You'll immediately fell refreshed and redeemed-your satisfaction is guaranteed.
Heh... for that "less than saintly" feeling. Blasphemy, commercialism, and tackiness all wrapped up in a single website. Perfect!
I thought that's what FDS was for...
Posted by: ron on November 1, 2004 01:53 PMActually, when I was drinking, I just contented myself with HeBrew, the chosen beer.]
(it wasn't bad at all)
Posted by: Liz Ditz on November 1, 2004 02:29 PMYer making that up!
(but if you're not, post a link... I sense a Christmas present possibility for our heathen friends)
Posted by: scott on November 1, 2004 02:43 PM